Requesting Free Havanas Takes Stealth, Diplomacy and a Healthy Lack of Shame
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Matt Dillon, Spring 96
He was smoking one cigarette after another. I knew my chance would come. He would make some remark, give me some opening, as the wind swept in from the desert across the palatial grounds.
"I apologize for this cough," the potentate said finally, interrupting our conversation about the international conference that my organization was soon to hold in his country.
"Please, no apology necessary," I answered casually. "I used to smoke three packs a day, and I've promised myself a return to cigarettes when I'm 75. But meantime, I've developed a love affair with cigars--Cuban cigars."
The trap was set.
"Ahmed, bring the cigars," the potentate broke in.
Ahmed appeared on the run with a two-foot-long tray of cigars, all sizes and shapes, and all Cuban: Cohibas, Montecristos and special brands, all hecho en Cuba, all made in heaven.
Then came step two in a master plan developed over several years of benefiting from the hospitality of Arab leaders and diplomats, of South American businessmen and officials. I peered into the tray, looking from left to right and right to left, and peered and peered. One must be patient.
"You do not like the selection?" inquired the generous host, predictably generous.
"The trouble is, I can't choose. I like them all," I said, springing the trap, my shame utterly under control.
"Take one for now, then take them all," he smiled knowingly, all too aware, yet happy in his gift.
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